3 hours ago | 118

No, Commissioner. The one thing we’re agreed upon is that Lokai took a shuttlecraft.

(via sherlockian-spockian-who)

(originally from deadinthemarket)
3 hours ago | 8637

"AGATHA PRENDERGHAST OF HIS MAJESTY’S PROVINCE OF MASSACHUSETTS, ON THIS DAY, YOU HAVE BEEN ARRAIGNED FOR CRIMES OF WITCHCRAFT. WITNESSED BY THOSE WHOSE TESTIMONIES HAVE BEEN HEARD. YOU HAVE, BY THIS COURT, BEEN FOUND GUILTY. AND IT HAS PASSED UNTO YOU, ACCORDING TO YOUR GRIEVOUS SINS, THE SENTENCE OF EXECUTION!"

(Source: prenderghosts, via pembroke)

(originally from prenderghosts)
3 hours ago | 747

But I can't move the mountains for you. x

But I can't move the mountains for you. x

(Source: baskerlock, via cumber-porn)

(originally from baskerlock)
3 hours ago | 2353

wickedclothes:

Silver Filigree Double-Finger Ring

Two adjustable, silver-plated, brass rings are attached by a pair of chains. One ring is worn on the upper knuckle, while the other is worn on the lower knuckle. Each ring is accented with an ornate, filigree pattern. Sold on Etsy.

(via nouveauqueer)

(originally from wickedclothes)
16 hours ago | 79070

gameofchrons:

getting notes on a selfie

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via deepspacequeer)

(originally from hanukkahlewinsky)
16 hours ago | 387194

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

(via lesbianforferriera)

(originally from fake-mermaid)
16 hours ago | 6610
Dude: hey now, don't be a misandrist, men have value too

Me: Not All Men

(originally from punwitch)
#ooHHHHHHHH YEAH 
16 hours ago | 1

yo night vale is killin me

18 hours ago | 205409

italiyeah:

handpickedhappiness:

j0hn-egbutts:

ghostyterror:

goonsac:

if you’re terrified for the future of your country clap your hands

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*undying applause from the united states*

*added screaming from the UK*

*fireworks from australia*

*beer sipping noises from canada*

(via beyonddafunk)

(originally from goonsac)
18 hours ago | 24943

mykingdomforapen:

everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods

they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds

(via antidynamiteleague)

(originally from mykingdomforapen)